fuk schwa

1. The opposite of good feng sui. 2. When the layout of something is all jacked up. 3. A flow of a room causes you aggravation because nothing is easily available.

Johnny: Why did they put the coffee pot in the corner of the cafeteria?
Liam: I know, it's so fuk schwa, right?!

epenthetic schwa

A schwa (represented by an upside-down lower-case "e" in dictionaries) inserted between two consonants to aid pronunciation. Czech and Armenian frequently use epenthetic schwas. "Epenthetic" means "inserted" and is pronounced "eh-pen-THET-ik".

The word "prst", which is Czech for "finger", has an epenthetic schwa between the "p" and the "r" and is pronounced "purrst".

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Agma Schwa

Agma Schwa also known as Nguh ŋə, is a Youtuber and Conlanger that has made a Comic Series that is Entirely writin in a Constructed Language and hosts the Conlang Circus. Additionaly he has a Discord Server With Cool People and a Cult of Snek

Person1: Agma Schwa hates Strut ʌ right?

so why dose he pronounced it ŋʌ???

Person2: how did you get in my house

dirty schwa

When you jerk off with you feet on Valentine’s Day because your hands got too tired

Bro just because there is free premium doesn’t mean you need to pull a dirty Schwa

Boo Schwa

The censored and appropriate version of the term: Bull shit. It's mainly used around authority figures and people who are sensitive to vulgar language.

Hey nigga, cut the Bull Shit.

Translates to

Hello my friend of African descent, could you cease and desist of that Boo Schwa?

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Schwa

See shwa

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Schwa

A modern term for a female that has lost her virginity to a transvestite. May also be a perjorative term for a female.

"I can't believe you did this to me you dirty schwa."
"Mom, I'm a schwa; I slept with Steve who used to be my best friend Barbara."

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