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Introduced into our lives during FOX's nationally-broadcasted game between the Boston Red Sox and the New York Yankees on April 16th, 2004, this unwelcome gift from Satan took the form of an animated baseball of the same name.
"Scooter" was designed for the purpose of teaching those new to the game the finer points of pitching, hitting, and fielding, but ended up coming off as just another hokey "Barney-like" gimmick, inciting viewers across America to change the channel or throw something at their television sets when he appeared on their screens multiple times throughout the game. FOX Sports Broadcasters Joe Buck and Tim McCarver will drop everything in mid-sentence if necessary so as not to interrupt Scooter, while baseball purists around the world collectively bang their heads against a wall.
Often compared to "Poochie" from the "Itchy & Scratchy Show" when analyzing the level of annoyance TV watchers feel whenever his character appears on the screen.
Unidentified sources say that there's currently a $1,000,000 bounty on the head of whichever FOX executive actually thought that "Scooter" was a good idea to unleash upon the unsuspecting general public. Currently, no one has stepped up to claim "Scooter" as their creation (or more appropriately, excretion), though rumor has it that three board members of the FOX Sports Programming Committee have filed for passports since "Scooter's" debut appearance.
"I would have disemboweled Scooter without any hesitation whatsoever, but then I realized that he is only an animated baseball. Therefore, I will just have to settle for swinging a sledgehammer into my television screen and pray that FOX would get the message by now."
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The primest SPORT ever invented.
Cool people ride them.
John- "Did you hear Peter, Dylan and Rigel scooter sexcore."
Tim- "Yeah, scootering must be rad.
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A techno group from Germany. Prominent features include "chipmunk vocals" over energetic synthesizer melodies. On top of it all, the frontman H.P. Baxxter can often be heard shouting non-sensical phrases (or occasionally short stories) into the mix.
Their many hits include Weekend!, Maria, and Nessaja, which was included in the opening of the 2009 move Bruno.
"Dude, I can't stand Scooter's chipmunk vocals, they're so annoying and silly!"
"Hey, shut up and dance!"
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a closet tran-sexual who gets pissed over old videos, and gets his friends to talk shit about peoples unborn children.
why do you have to call 20 of your friends??? don't be a scooter.
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swag kids that go to the streets and ride with there crew.
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A scooter or L shape formed by two bodies used to give oral. Positions can be switched depending on who's giving and receiving.
Tim and Janet were scootering after diner last night
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