A Virgin who likes smashing things
Scott The Woz: 'This Wii U is not a virgin'
Wii U: 'Oh No, he's going to smash me'
literally just a white guy who lives in Ohio
guy 1: holy shit it’s Scott the Woz
guy 2: no that’s just some white guy
A colorblind virgin who owns 5 Wii U's, finds Wii's in his couch every now and then, hates Chibi Robo Zip Lash and owns Garfield Lasagna World Tour.
He seems like the sort of guy who eats pigeon liver for breakfast.
Scott the Woz owns 5 Wii U's!!!!!!!! Why would anyone do that to themselves