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The infrequently utilized and slightly unorthodox process by which a male inserts his limp penis into the ear of an eager girlfriend and then proceeds to have an erection until the entire auditory canal is filled by the penis, subsequently providing temporary partial hearing loss while inducing twisted pleasure unbeknownst to most normal humans.
Damn bro, I was with this chick last night that told me to fill every hole on her body, and after I got done with the normal shit she said "You forgot one, give me a Scottie!". I said wtf is that and after she told me I gave her a Scottie. This crazy bitch goes all the way!
After I pleasured her with a nice friendly angry dragon, I gave her a Scottie, and now I think she's calling the cops.
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Verb - Poker reference. A "family pot" excluding the Scotty. This only occurs when all players are in pre-flop for the minimum "big blind" amount except for the one guy (the Scotty) who didn't drop the 1 shekel to see if his crap cards would hit the board.
A "True Scotty" is when the victim is actually named Scotty.
Whoa, family pot? No! Scottied!!! Scotty is out of the family.
1. Taking credit for other people's work having previously done everything you could to undermine them
2. Always having a female available to take the fall when your corrupt activities are exposed.
He did a scotty and got promoted
She was good at her job, but they did a scotty on her and now she's on jobseeker
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Someone who doth not know.
He is an amazing person with a great personality, who makes everyone happy but he knows not how great of a friend, lover, and family member he really is. He is handsome, funny, outgoing and has a great aura to him. Also can be referred to as: Piggeh.
Learn it. Live it. Love it.
Scotty: -Hugs tightly and tells her it will all be alright, making up a clever joke to make her smile then walks away.-
Jane: Awe he's such a Scotty.
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A star at a small school, that everyone loves but is cocky and often cheats or plays girl but they never find out
Look that kid is pulling a Scotty on those two girls!
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a person who gets you hooked on everything they say and then doesnt call you
Man, Scottie was supposed to call me back today.
Man, Scottie was supposed to call me back yesterday.
Man, Scottie is one triflin' @$$ nigga.
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What the Romans called the Gaels (Irish) who raided the coasts of Britain and Caledonia way back when. Some of these people settled in the north, intermarrying with the local Picts and Britons and joining their own clans together as a kingdom, which they called Alba. Nowadays, these people are called Scots, but back then, "Scot" was synonymous with "Gael", and applied to both Scots and Irish.
Scotti is nothing more than "Scotsmen" in Latin.
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