my cat scratched me

A common excuse used to devoid attention from a mark residing on your arm or thigh, often caused by self-harm rather than an unstable cat.

“what’s that?”
“my cat scratched me.”

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Cat Scratches

Usually used about self-harm cuts that either don't or barely break the skin.

Jack: "I accidentally cut way to deep last night, I think I saw the bone."

Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."

cat scratches

used by someone referring to small ‘non-serious’ cat-like self harm cuts

“are those sh cuts?”

“oh yeah, but they’re only cat scratches”

scratch cat

the mascot of scratch

The Scratch cat is the mascot of Scratch. He can,well change stuff -_-
example: person1 - the scratchcat is the mascot of scratch
person 2 - lies the scratchteam is

person1 - t h e s c r a t c h t e a m i n c l u d e s t h e s c r a t c h c a t
person2 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA