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A Screenshot

The sexual act of pressing one's forefinger against someone's temple whilst simultaneously pressing the other hand's forefinger firmly against their taint, imitating the sound of a camera shutter is optional but advised for dramatic effect.

I gave Jennifer a screenshot whilst she was riding me last night, the look of realization that appeared on her face as I made the shutter sound was priceless.

by CatInTheWind August 30, 2018

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Screenshot Goodies

A Screenshot Goodie, is taking a screenshot of a news story, poll, question, etc. found on the internet. And turning it into a sugarcoated joke.

Usually the person making the Screenshot Goodie(s), will paste the screenshot on Microsoft Paint or photoshop and doodle over the topic, inserting his or her jokes or short rants.

Screenshot Goodies, are then posted on blogs and can be range from one picture to ten.

Tips for making a Screenshot Goodie.

-Use red paint
-block the User's name that is being poked at
-scale web browser to make pictures easy to read.

Take a picture and draw over it.

"OMG this Screenshot Goodies is so funny!!"

by David The Strange May 29, 2009

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Human Screenshot

Its when you Fart and sneeze at the same time making it a (Human Screenshot)

Dude I'm about to try and take a human screenshot.

by taqqa November 10, 2019


screenshot thot

bitch who screenshots everything

bro 1: bro tatiana screenshotted my dick pic
bro 2: she’s such a screenshot thot, she screenshots everything

by megan.is.a.thot March 3, 2019


took a screenshot

a metaphor representing ones body or mind experiencing exceptional discomfort or bewilderment. Taken from the action of pressing two opposing buttons together on a smartphone to take a screenshot, the unorthodox action being translated into an unorthodox feeling.

Ex 1: “Yeah, when I saw him eat a maggot covered in mayonnaise, my body took a screenshot.”

Ex 2: “Man, when that professor kept asking so many questions so fast, I could’ve sworn my brain took a screenshot.”

by OhkayBudday October 26, 2020

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Screenshot Gambit

When you post a statement the owner of the server disagrees with and screenshot it, so that if they delete it you can post the screenshot to make them look like an opinion censoring ass. Usually results in a ban since there's nothing they can counter it with, but if enough people see it, it can be DEVASTATING to that person's reputation.

GuyMan: Hey, did you see me pull the screenshot gambit on DumbIdiot last night?

DudePerson: Yeah, I can't believe he actually fell for it, what a dumbass.

by Bada-Bomb October 24, 2017


rules of screenshot

If a woman screenshots a mans snap, she must send him a picture of her boobs as compensation.

She screenshotted my snap, it’s a good thing there are the rules of screenshot, she sent me pictures of her boobs after.

by BIGHAIRYLARY August 13, 2019