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screwed the pooch

what white people say when they fuck up

joe : trent, this isnt what i ordered . trent: oh whoopsies i really screwed the pooch.

by pappiihoe March 28, 2017

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buy the farm...not just a screw up...the most major screw up...like auger in...ask a pilot

JFK JR, screwed the pooch!

by upton semmes November 10, 2003

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Screwed the pooch

A metaphor for significantly fucking up.
Relating to missing the correct hole and fornicating with a belly button.

Man, Douglas really screwed the pooch on that one, like the time he missed and ending up putting it in Lucy's pooch hole (belly button).

by Pooched2433 December 2, 2016

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Screwed the pooch

To have sex with a dog.

Jize Layo screwed the pooch for his new film, "Jize Layo does a dachsund IV"

by Jose Loya August 15, 2005

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Screw the Pooch

In skateboarding, to lose control of the board and crush one's testicles on a rail, bar, lip, or other similar surface.

Tony tried to grind down the handrail at school, but instead he just managed to screw the pooch.

by Fresnel February 25, 2009

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Screwed the Pooch

When you really screw up. Mess things up royally.

He screwed the pooch when he wrecked his truck.

by Georgia Rooster February 27, 2019

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screwed the pooch

Screwing the pooch is a nonsensical action that is being done while a major fuck up is occuring or has occured.

Management have screwed the pooch while the competition gained the upperhand.

by ANTZILLA July 13, 2014

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