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Scrambled eggs with truffle salt
I like scrambled eggs just fine. But scruffled eggs are da bomb!
V. To simultaneously ruffle and scratch, especially as applied to a pet.
Scruffle the dog’s ears, I need to tear some aluminum foil.
A very specific anal sex position involving four fingers and various foodstuffs as lubricant
'Turns out Sam likes getting scruffled too'
'What, you mean with the gravy and everything? No way.'