Scruffy Joe

An individual with the Scruff is one handsome, suave, witty, caring Joe.
Well known for excessive cheesiness and the ability to make one laugh uncontrollably.

In short, a Scruffy Joe is everything you are not and could never be.
Known as 'Mark' to the non-Scruff's.

Non Scruff: Joe, you so Scruff!!
Scruffy Joe: Don't I know.

Scruffy Puppy

A term of endearment or ridicule, depending on usage and tone, towards someone who would be considered unkempt. Synonymous with other rhymes such as hippy dippy.

You scruffy puppy

Scruffie

A game where you tie a stuffed animal onto some string and put it in the middle of the road at night and hide behind something, and pull it when a car comes.

"you wanna play Scruffie tonight?"
"yeah that game is hilarious!

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The Scruffy Lionel

Whilst having permed hair, place a tie within the anus of your lover. Pull out the dirty article, wipe a Lionel Richie tash on your upper lip, then go to town on them.

Alice, want to feel like you're dancing on the ceiling? Take off my tie and I'll give you The Scruffy Lionel.

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scruffy MacDuff

To have a Tobacco product of the chew nature.

Hey man can I get a scruffy MacDuff? I'm all out

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Scruffy J

The act of grabbing another unsuspecting person's testicles from behind and ripping them towards you, usually resulting in a loss of pubic hair.

*Twunny gives Birdman a Scruffy J*
Birdman: OUCH!!


Twunny: Dude, I just gave Birdman the biggest Scruffy J ever!
Hoppy: Yeah now you might wanna think about cleaning the pubes out of your hand

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scruffy bum

scruff bum scruffy bums

Hey Kyerone, stop wearing clean boxers over the top of your dirty ones Scruffy Bum!

Kyerone is wearing new underwear over the top of his new ones the little scruffy bum!