Scrum

When a person hasn't wiped off semen and it has become dried and crusty on their skin. Usually on a tramp stamp. It is a signature of a dirty, dirty skank.

"Hey that girl looks hot"
"Meh, she's probably covered in scrum"

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scrum

A noun used to describe a person who scrapes every last crumb off of a plate. Also describes a person who eats other people’s leftovers.
Scrum = crumb scraper, or scraper of crumbs

*to friend eating the crumbs off your plate*
“Stop being such a scrum!"

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scrum

Lint that collects on the taint or bonch due usually to flannel boxers.

Because I haven't changed my flannel boxers in quite some time, I have an unusual amount of scrum hanging from my taint.

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Scrum

the sensitive patch of skin between the scrotum and the anus.

when performing fellatio, it is important to give some attention to the balls and scrum.

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Scrum

The combination of scotch and rum typically mixed with either coke or dry. It can also be consumed straight as a shot or over ice.

Last night I had a scrum or two which caused me to lose my pants.

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Scrum

the kind of person who follows you around and really pisses you off, but you use them for resources so you never confront them.

"This scrum is pissing me off, but i need him to get me beer"

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scrum

Food, yum, a delicious taste that fills the mouth (especially after smoking a blunt.)

Please Note: One is permitted to add any rhyming word or made up word succeeding 'scrum' to add emphasis.

This is some damn good scrum man.
I want to get some scrum-dum.
Let's go to Burger Scrum (Burger King).

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