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Using the words scrumptious pussy is the best way to get a girl.
They will love you complimenting your pussy and saying its worth being eaten.
Damnnnn girl you got a scrumptious pussy, mind if I try some?
when someone looks scrumptious or sexy refer to them as brandon.
you’re looking very brandon scrumptious today
oh my god my crush is looking very brandon scrumptious today 😍
An amazing gift that Balecs give you on sight. They will fly you to the moon and back. They taste great just like saltines.
Those scrumptious balls made me go up up and away
john was hungry so grabbed a bite of that scrumptious pussy
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When the confectionary is just simply scrumptious
William: Oscar, may I please have some of that scrumptious confectionary?
Oscar: No. It is far too scrumptious for the likings of you!
Scrumptious deliumptious Is a word describing parts on a woman’s body like thighs or butt.
Oh her thighs are Scrumptious deliumptious
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Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,
I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.
To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.
Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.
Wow, those were some scrumptious slugs