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scummer

A complete tosser who lives in the biggest s**t hole on the south coast, and possibly Britain, where the women wish they could be slags but will never get the chance because they all look like fat men, and all the men look and sound like pikeys.

"If only I wasn't such a butch scummer and had been born slightly further along the coast! Then I'd get a bloke for sure! And a decent looking one at that!"

by Missy April 10, 2005

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scummer

A mustache wielding, Mick Channon sound alike supporter of Southampton FC.

Look at the tache on that cunt, blatant scummer!

by molly malones bush November 17, 2009

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scummer

Someone who resides in or supports the southampton(the armpit of britain), is a hater of john westwood( a legend to the rest of us) and has no grasp of passion within football. Also, has very quiet voice in comparison to blues supporters.
There's only ONE team in hampshire!

There once was a poor little scummer, his face was all tattered and torn.....

by Nic & Dan November 17, 2004

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scummer

Anyone having anything to do with Southampton whatsoever.

Portmouth 4 Scummers 1

by Jon K. April 26, 2005

100๐Ÿ‘ 369๐Ÿ‘Ž


scummer

any1 from southampton aka scumhampton or scummerville, the women look like men and the city centre is covered in a thin layer of tramps. over priced coffee is also sold in west quay. i may be classified as a skate by the scummers, but i am proud to support pompey, however i do agree that portsmouth city is a shit-hole with a giant phallic object sat in the harbour.

i went in the saints store and shouted 4-1 and was promptly chased out by the scummer of a manager.

six pound fifty for a sandwich and a coffee? u can fuck right off u stupid scummer

by raven19 May 2, 2005

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scummer

Anyone from southampton

You scummer

by daz April 2, 2004

105๐Ÿ‘ 409๐Ÿ‘Ž


scummer

a supporter of Southampton F.C. however they aren't actually human. They are victims to generations of inbreeding which has lead to severe physical and mental disfigurement.

they are most commonly known for supporting the shittest team ever to play in the English football league and living in a grotty little city on the south coast the government have recently given the go-head to use it as a nuclear testing site

recent history proves that portsmouth are the better team having beaten the 4-1 in their last encounter in 2006. no more encounters have occured between these clubs following the scummers RELEGATION at the end of the 2005/06 season

they despise the people of Portsmouth because of their higher status in the English football league which, as a result, leads to them getting their heads kicked in by the Portsmouth's 657 crew.

the head scummer (chosen because he is the best looking one of them) Matt le Tissier is a self proclaimed gay and spends most of his time either on sky sports or at his favourite brighton nightclub

it is advisable to stay away from these people unless a fully trained 657 member and planning to hospitalise one of them

i just gave birth to a scummer - popular phrase upon performing a "number 2"

that scummer cunt is going to need a disabled seat at St. mary's by the time i've finished with him

i hope you like the taste of brick you scummer cunt!

by John Westwood mk 2 March 19, 2008

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