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You take your female partner to have what she thinks is sensual intercourse on a beach. Mid way through you pull out, dip your penis into the sand and insert it back in!! This maneuver creates your female partner to make a sound somewhat like a seagull.
On kursten and I's three year anniversary I gave her a screaming seagull and she broke up with me!!
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while having sex on a beach, in a sandbox, or in some area with sand, stick your dick in the sand and then back in her. She will scream in a way that resembles that of a seagull.
We were having a good time, then i decided that it would be funny to give her a screaming seagull. She doesn't want to talk to me anymore.
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When you are fucking on the beach, you take your dick out, dip it in the sand, and put it back in. You both scream from the pain, amidst the cries of seagulls.
I was having sex on the beach when i accidentally gave us a screaming seagull.
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When you're sleeping with a girl on the beach and your junk falls out and you put it back in. She'll start screaming out of pain.
The royal czar gave that girl a screaming seagull in the French Riviera last month. She could be heard for miles.
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It is when you are having rough sex with some broad on the beach and all of a sudden you pull out your dick and dip it in the sand and then jam it back inside her as hard as you can causing the broad to scream as loud as she cqn
I was plowing this girl on the beach and when i accidentlyh pulled out and my dick went in the sand i didnt hesitate to put it back in her and man did she scream. rwight when she screamed a flock of seagulls went over us. i call it the screaming saegull, S is for screaming seagull
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When you have sex with a girl on the beach and dip your dick in the sand before penetrating.
I was banging some bar fly on the beach. Gave her the ole screaming seagull. Nearly woke the neighborhood.
When you tie a knot in your condom and throw it in the air. The sound of screaming seagulls is deafening.
Dude, I served lunch to a flock of the screaming seagulls.