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1. A seal is basically a girl/guy (or even an item) that you can't have in the sense that she/he/it can never be yours.
Being a seal is relative since your seal probably hooks with people (who you probably hate for this fact) and is therefore not a seal to them.
This definition of seal comes from the person's likeness to the animal: the fact that they're so cute/hot/desirable that you want them but you also simultaneously want to club over the head (like with baby seals) because you can never have them.
2. Also, this can be used as a suffix or modifier to names to disguise the fact that you are talking about someone in the same room. Usually that person is a seal by the above definition as well before 'seal' is used to modify their name.
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Guy 1 (frustrated): "Man! There are so many seals in this bar tonight!!"
Guy 2: "Yeah I know... I just wanna club them over the head so no one else can have them..."
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Guy 1: "Who's that cute girl by the bar?"
Guy 2: " Hmm I don't know her name but she's definitely a baby seal."
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2.
Elsa = Anagram Seal (because the name is an anagram of the word seal)
Stephanie = Stepha-Seal
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When he is lying on his stomach and you kiss softly down his back, then as you work your way down, you fist his asshole and the other girl who happens to be there watching slaps him in the face with a fish as he says “aurghh!”
Girl1: Last night when my man asked for a threesome, we gave him the seal instead!!
Girl2: oh no you didn't!!
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a person of african decent that is shirtless and preferably has a shaved head that is swimming in any body of water.
Hey look at all those seals in the ocean, lets walk down further!
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1. when a fat guy bangs a girl and the blubber engulfs her.
AKA Sealing, Getting Sealed and Seal-time.
girl 1 : how was the guy you brought back last night?
girl 2 : im not gonna lie, it was like proper sealing.
EG. I just got sealed big time.
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A person who always pops up for attention. Someone who has to make sure they get there two cents in, like a seal barking (ark, ark, ark, ark, ark!)
I was explaining something to Carol when seal had to butt in and give his opinion.
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A feeling that occurs after someone remembers something they couldn't remember for a short or long time. It's when you get that comfortable, settling feeling in your stomach after figuring something out. It's that epiphany or sudden realization.
"I couldn't figure out who else had been in that movie. After going through a bunch of actors in my mind that didn't seem right to me, I thought of Johnny Depp. That was it! A sealing feeling overcame me."
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when someone has anal sex they get there seal busted and then are now called a seal
That dude is a seal, he got fucked in the ass.
Joey is a rainbow seal.
Chris is a wet seal.
B-seal.
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