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The liquid slurry resulting from a chick vomiting at the moment of ejaculation, while receiving the hymdick maneuver in an attempt to revive her from her unconscious drunken stupor.
I just mixed up some epic chunky seamen with Lisa while she was passed out on Brett's couch.
A person who sells their seamen. Sometimes to random people on the side of the street.
So, Carl is a merchant seamen.
I just bought just bought a test tube babyfrom a seamen merchant.
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one who ejackulates in a bag of skittles and gives the rest to his friends. , jizz coated candies
the other day i had skittles that i was gunna throw out but instead i gave my little brother a "seamen's snack"
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Alfie Seamens 'Alfraud' is quite the chappy one would say he is 2 the chappy due to his size but not only his physical size but his heart size is astronomical. This might bring up some health concerns in the future, but at least he has got his humour right?
Alfie Seamens makes a joke
Everyone: Silent
When 2 men ejaculate into each others asses and then enjoy a shrimp cocktail together dipping the shrimp into the freshly ejaculated filled asshole.
After an intense figure skating competition Roy and his partner Simon relaxed on the couch with a nice Shrimping with the Seamen.
1. (verb) Shooting a massive load up a woman's vagina, causing your submarine to be soaked in cream; a supersized creampie.
2. (plural noun) A circle jerk of sex deprived sailors, who have most likely been at sea for months without seeing a woman, ending with an unholy bukkake on the captain in the middle, who is on his knees, wearing red lipstick and a blonde wig.
(Verb)
Jake: Hey Phil! How was the night with Sasha?
Phil: It was alright. We were creamin' seamen all night long.
Jake: It was alright? You sound like you had a great time bro!
Phil: Yeah, but we stained her mom's new carpet, Sasha's super pregnant now, and I have HIV.
Jake: Damn.
(Noun)
Butt Pirate Phil: Arr me matey! Let's raid this ship and take all her booty!
Ass Captain Jake: (Hands Phil the spyglass) Behold! These are no ordinary sailors! These are creamin' seamen! Not even Ass Bandits would interrupt such a sacred ritual of loneliness and virginity!
Butt Pirate Phil: Mmm... I gotta get me a piece of that ass!
Ass Captain Jake: Phil! That is not the way a Butt Pirate speaks on my ship!
Butt Pirate Phil: Sorry.