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Seismic Anomaly

A seismic anomaly, is an unforseen fortuitous event.

When I was going through my old jeans, I found a $100 bill! Thats a total seismic anomaly!

by king sizzle May 21, 2010

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ego-seismic

the changing of an epicenter due to a person's presence

Well I Would Call It Ego-Seismic Thinking -Link

by Wes Al Banet March 6, 2012

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Seismic Lethargy

An extreme state of lethargy, cause unknown, but very tiring. Seismic Lethargy can strike down its victim without warning and usually whilst they are trying to do something. It usually affects young males and reported cases are more prevalent in the warmer summer months. The consensual course remedy is to remove the patient from the environment that is inducing the lethargy.

Rhys is unable to continue today because he is suffering from Seismic Lethargy.

by David Harding September 7, 2006

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Seismic Squeeze

To forcefully take a human or an object between your legs and squeeze them as hard as you can.

I seismic squeezed your mom in bed last night.

by NICK AND GARRET June 9, 2007

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seismic acquisition

A discipline tasked with the acquiring subsurface data for petroleum geoscientists. Generally comprised of odd people and social misfits, seismic acquisition types make far more money than what they are worth, and the baseline quality of typical seismic worker effort renders the decisions made with this data suspect. On the Toolbox Scale, seismic acquisition workers rank just above Tree Planters and below Vacuum Truck drivers.

Sorry you lost your job cleaning bathrooms, you can always try getting a seismic acquisition job.

by Dr Phil's Nurse September 18, 2018


Seismic Arrogance

the attitude of any group of people or peoples that believe earthquakes in their region are far more stronger and intense than those in other regions of the world

A seismically arrogant Californian created the following: Text "Sorry you spilled your chai latte" to 90999 to donate $1 to the victims of the 2011 U.S. East Coast earthquake..."Seismic Arrogance"

by rchgrca August 24, 2011


seismic nightmare

The occurrence of a nightmare in such epic proportions that the victim felt as if the dream was terrifyingly real, and even after waking up, is still powerfully mentally shaken (hence the term "seismic") for the remainder of the day, unsure of the difference between reality and illusion.

That seismic nightmare about his family's death has really ruined his attitude.

by Ramasm August 23, 2017