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second semester lesbian

A girl (who is usually studying Gender Studies) who aggressive adopts a lesbian identity late in the first year of University/College study. However by the time graduation rolls around (unlike an actual lesbian) they have abandoned this identity and are often engaged to a soon to be doctor, lawyer or accountant.

The term was used at least as far back as the early 2000s by the sex and relationships advice columnist Dan Savage.

"I'm going to come out to my folks at Christmas time."
"Maybe wait till you've had at least one serious girlfriend or even hooked up with another girl,? Make sure you aren't just a Second Semester Lesbian?"

by Lord Boofhead March 31, 2016


sad girl semester

a sad girl in college who is really going through it.

becky: “yo i’m about to have a hot girl semester this year”
susan: “imma have a sad girl semester hee hee

by nessybear27 October 19, 2019

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end-of-semester snowball phenomenon

The tendency for hw, projects, tests, etc. to occur with disproportionate frequency in the final weeks of a semester.

You thought high school was tough, wait 'til you experience the end-of-semester snowball phenomenon in college.

by 4eggSAMple April 15, 2009

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Next Semester

A song by the ohio boys (twenty one pilots) in which clancy gets run over by a car and turned into a pancake

lmao imagine being a pancake
HEY KID GET OUT OF THE ROAD

Friend: what are you listening to
Me: Next Semester by twenty one pilots
Friend: lol imagine being run over by a car

by NicolasBourbakiIsOnMeth May 3, 2024


New Semester High

when you're excited about a new semester starting and you buy all new clean journals, new supplies, you tell yourself that "this semester is going to be different", and then as you get further into the semester that high wears away, and you're back into you're old habits.

"Sis, this semester I will have all A's. Let's hope this new semester high last all semester."
"I'm not feeling this semester. I'm over the new semester high."

by ___okthen February 8, 2019


last semester burn out

schools almost over. you have finals. the school doesn't care about you. you're just tryna graduate. all your grades drop a full letter grade. you wanna give up. you can't get outta bed. the only things waking you up to survive is your best friend who's also literally dying.

so yeah. last semester burn out :D

"Dude why haven't you answered your texts"
you: "shit man last semester burn out's really kickin my ass"
"You need a hug?"
you: ".... yeeeaaahhhhhh"

by z0w33 May 29, 2021


third semester

Da classes-attending term in a college year when a female student starts to really "show".

When a "loose" local chick announced dat she was in her final trimester, I assumed she meant dat she was taking her third semester in college; da only puzzling part about it is dat none of da area-colleges seemed to have any record of her ever having registered wif dem.

by QuacksO December 29, 2022