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When a short, robust woman is cream pied
Dude! Last night I turned my girl into a seminal short cake.
Semen, that has strayed onto a woman's lips, after giving head or receiving a "money shot".
"Baby, you have some chapped lips. Come here. I got some seminal lip balm for ya!"
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The crawl two entwined post-coital lovers do in search of tissue.
As we did our Seminal Crawl across my parents bed, he accidentally slipped out and a puddle of seamen dribbled onto the duvet cover. Oops.
prettiest girl i've ever seen and ever met, an angel in a person
Normal guy:Did you see that girl?
Dumb guy:Yes,i think she is ugly
Optical assistant:here try this one
Dumb guy sees the girl and his heart explodes
And Semin means expensive,worthless and the beauty
When you have a sexual thought or dream about some one and they some how know.
Girl: did I get "Dream-Seminated"?
Guy: what? Well...
Girl: I'm gassy and bloated all of a sudden for no reason.
Guy: I dreamt of you all night.