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the day your friend/ ughh dumb ass friend name that starts with a t has to subscribe to you
sept 25 means someone name with a t subscribes to you
national trade hoodies for scrunchies with your gf/bf or crush day
boy: hey it’s sept 25
crush: yeah and?
boy: can we trade your scrunchie for my hoodie?
crush: sure :)
A phrase coined by Mike Church (the Ambition guy, not the radio dude) to denote an utterly stupid person. Comes from sept; to be septed is to lose one's significant other to another dude.
George Dubya is one wack-ass septed fool, yo!
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September 30th is Linthon Day. It's the day that Lindsay & Anthony got married and Linthon was born into the world.
"Is it Sept 30??"
"Oooooh shit, it's Linthon Day!!!!"
"Aw man, what are we doing for Linthon Day this year?"
"Let's get wasted!"
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Sneak away from your rube of a fiance and fuck a retard at work.
I have 5 kids but my fiance is a fuck. So, I'm going to pick up a shift out of town and fuck a retard because it's Sept 24th and I'm a whore.
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Pronounced "sank-ah-set", literally means "five to seven".
Cinq à sept is a French term for a visit to one's mistress...Cute name for stuff you do discreetly with someone other than your spouse between five and seven o'clock so no one notices...
Colleague: Hey James why are you in a hurry to leave work?
James: I have a cinq à sept with a bitch ha!
Colleague: You have a mistress!! Unbelievable...Well, have a good cinq à sept!
James: Yeah! (kick in the balls)
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