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A female (generally one who is not overly attractive) who lives not only a promiscuous, but trashy existence. Common traits of Dirt Serpents can be high tolerance of alcohol, poor fashion and style sense, inability to dance, crude and vulgar conversational skills and of course lacking sexual scruple's.
Bill: Britney Spears is such a dirt serpent
Ted: Yeah man
Bill: I'd still fuck her though
Ted: Oh yeah for sure!
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To shit in perfect coil formation. Making it look like a snake or serpent.
"It looks like Mrs. Smith's dog left another perfect serpent in our yard again". "That fuckin mutt!"
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An organization that really loving anomaly thing, even they liberate them... wait why i'm hearing SCP-096's screams?
Serpent's Hand? Huh, i never heard of that... wait.. containment breach?
Euphemism for a well dressed, well hung, gentleman's genitalia
"That dapper man, gets all of the ladies due to the bulge his slack serpent creates"
a drug or narcotic to make you get 100% high
Aye nigga, come here and get the steel serpent.
The Serpent's Hand is a small but formidable organization responsible for several security breaches. At least three different individuals have been encountered, all of whom used possible or confirmed anomalous items for infiltration purposes (including SCP-268, which was stolen from the Foundation, who had in turn recovered it during a raid of a Chaos Insurgency facility). The total number of members belonging to this organization is unknown, as is their level of technology, number of possible SCPs held, or total level of threat. However, it is clear they are highly coordinated and possibly dangerous. One of their leaders is thought to be a figure known as "L.S.", who is considered to be personally responsible for two security breaches in Foundation sites.
The Foundation currently has very little information about the Serpent's Hand, and almost all known information about the Serpent's Hand has been leaked from the GOC intelligence. The group seems to embrace the use and existence of paranormal items, and in particular seems to embrace humanoid and sentient SCPs. The Serpent's Hand has been highly vocal in criticizing the containment and destruction of these SCPs, especially those which are fully human and are not particularly destructive.
The Serpent's Hand is the managers of the Wanderer's Library, which is visited often by members of other Groups of Interest, such as Gamers Against Weed, Are We Cool Yet?, E.t.c.
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Be warned the sneaky serpent is not for the weak minded. It involves ass to ass sexual relations. To perform the maneuver a male and a female must begin ass to ass. The maneuver first begins with the man tucking his erection between his legs. The balls must be split for this to occur. For the penis to reach its final destination it must be an adequate length, at least 8 inches. From there the female is going to have to do the final job of penetration because the man will be unable to move in such discomfort. The difficulty of the position makes it ideal for any man and women wanting to play "just the tip"
One day Mitch asked his wife if she wanted to try a novelty. She said yes let's play just the tip, but Mitch had a different plan in mind and got his wife from behind with the sneaky serpent.
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