the lazy servant

a girl uses the toilet while sucking a guys dick

Tennesse-"You ever get a lazy servant from a fat girl?"
Russy-"Sometimes the lazy servant just has to happen..."

Indentured Servant

A fancy way of saying a slave

Barney the butler isn't a slave, he makes 1 shilling every 2 months, he's an indentured servant.

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silly servant

Commonly used phrase refering to a "public servant". Intelligence is not normally a factor, as "silly servants" usually are not smart to begin with.

"Dubya" is a silly servant

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Gay servant

An off shoot of gay lord Someone completely gay but without the regality of a lord. Lower in class but just as faggy.

You fucking gay servant...go chugg your masters cock!

Mother fucker...did you just see what that gay servant just did?

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Master and Servant

It's a lot, it's a lot
It's a lot, it's a lot
It's a lot, it's a lot
It's a lot like life
There's a new game we like to play, you see
A game with added reality
You treat me like a dog, get me down on my knees
We call it 'Master And Servant'
We call it 'Master And Servant'
It's a lot like life, this play between the sheets
With you on top and me underneath
Forget all about equality
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
It's a lot like life and that's what's appealing
If you despise that throwaway feeling
From disposable fun
Then this is the one
Domination's the name of the game
In bed or in life, they're both just the same
Except in one you're fulfilled at the end of the day
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Come on, yeah
Come on, yeah
'Master And Servant'
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (like life)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot ('Master And Servant')
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (like life)

It's a lot like life and that's what's appealing (it's a lot like life)
If you despise that throwaway feeling (it's a lot like life)
From disposable fun
Then this is the one
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Come on, 'Master And Servant'
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Come on, 'Master And Servant'
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Come on, 'Master And Servant'

Protest Servant

What Dale Denton is in the film Pineapple Express, per Saul.

What Dale actually is, is a process server - somebody who serves papers (legal documents, etc) to others.

Saul: See Dale here, is, a, protest servant--
Dale: No, I'm not... that's not what I am.

Servant of The Night

a wet dream.

my servant of the night came and relieved me of my sexual frustration.

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