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noun; the expectations one has regarding sex.
Flo: I hear you're going out with Butch tonight, are you excited?"
Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."
Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.
Mo: *slap*
Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!
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To have reasonable hopes that you will shag the person opposite you, but be unable to validate these claims within the confines of the dance club.
I sexpect things will get interesting tonight, though we have yet to twist.
The expectation of sexual intercourse.
"John treated his girl so nice today; he must be sexpectant now!"
The time your Mrs offers you the best sex to not go out on a Sunday with the lads by offering you things sexually your Mum would die to hear.
As in "Pwease don't go pub today, I'll do rude things to you your Mum wouldn't love to hear" "wow, those are some big sexpectations"
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Sexpect:to be uncertain of two or possibly more people hooking up or banging.
Mike: "Hey is Paul bangin Chelsea?"
Chris: "Well, she did text him a booby or two, so I sexpect so... Yeah, they're probably bangin."
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The miscalculation of expecting sex when you haven't laid the proper intimate foundation.
While she excused herself to the washroom, I disrobed and my anticipation of an intimate encounter to follow was a premature sexpectation.
The amount of sex or the number of partners one anticipates that one will have had over the course of a lifetime, according to one's traits, social position, or some other determining factor.
The life sexpectancy of a relatively attractive upper-middle-class woman has risen over the past few years.
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