Rural Dictionary

-sexual

An annoying affix that spurned from that ever-annoyingest curseword Metrosexual and has given us many annoying words in the process!
Dig some (no laughs back there!):

-Pansexual:
fucks anything that has a hole in it... be it male, female, bisexuals, trisexuals! Generally can make sex to a knot or go fuck-happy humping mud!
-Intersexual:
to a lesser extent but switches gender-preferences from time to time.
-Trisexual:
hetero, homo and tanny.
-Fauxmosexual:
dates homos, but is a also a metro.
-Barsexual:
girl that show their 'pashing' in public!
-Haemosexual:
*gulp!* a blood-slurping vamp!
-Technosexual:
daring male who is well-groomed and loves tech stuff like PDAs, sexy mobile phones, but is neither gay nor straight in his physical appearnce.
-Buysexual:
bonds over gadgets, cool stuff the other sex buys or is interested in!
-Compusexual:
bonds on computer-related stuff and has attraction for same techperv-minded people. (A.k.a. Aaron Peckham, the creator of UD!, but don't tell him hammer said that, word!).
-Scribosexual:
Netaholic who 'lurks' as gay, or cybercheats on his/her other best half by making e-sex 'onlone'! Also called leterosexual/ letrosxual.
-Contrasexual:
twentysomething woman who shun marriage until financially secure. (See: Bag-Lady Syndrome).
-Spectrosexual:
waits for the Mr./Mrs./Mx. Perfect! Also called a Quirkalone/ quirkyalone.
-Neo-retrosexual:
apply certain rules for in order to get deeply committed in a relationship.
-Sapiosexual:
frequents seminars, art centers...for lobecandy, sophistikittens, or just intellidating casually with brainiac other-sex dates!
-Ecosexual:
neat, takes home-cleaniness as a 'must' for any relationship he/she ventures on. Or, can describe this metro in ecosexual.
-Agrosexual:
has nothing to do with plants, but it refers to a male who is like a farmer: tough, rough and doesn't give it
-Ubersexual:
confident, highly-masculine male that isn't afraid to look a bit metro on the outside (e.g. clean shaved face, cool furniture...).
-Vitalsexual:
an old, fortysomethig that takes his sex-related tips/ cues and what have you, from metros. Yech!
-Metrospiritual:
metrosexual who frequents yoga classes and is healtheology-minded.
-Homosectual:
homosexual sectarian, or simply marries inter-religeously.
(Those last two defs aren't '-sexual'-ending word thing I know... but good fun to add here!).
-Metro-Sumosexual:
the fat people's take on that dirty word! Hahaha!
-Pomosexual:
post-modernist and of course, 'unlabel-able'!
-Retrosexual:
The anti-Metro! Also called Messosexual.

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by hammer---;, hytham April 13, 2007

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