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How James Bond likes his martinis.
“For the gentleman, vodka martini, shaken not stirred” - from The Spy who Loved Me
When you fuck a girl so hard she has to have surgery to untwist her organs and physical therapy because she lost feeling in her legs only for her to never fully recover and have to be in a wheelchair for a long ass time.
Larry once gave 20 girls shaken coochie syndrome in one night, he's my idol.
Palme Shaken means to beat ur meat.
Ich shake jetzt meine Palme means Im gonna jack off now Palme Shaken
When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.
Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome
When you’re too rough during sex and give a whore brain damage from the sheer aggressiveness. Symptoms are similar to those of Shaken-Baby Syndrome.
“I fucked her so hard I gave her some brain damage, call it Shaken-Whore Syndrome.”
Originating from the phrase "Rump Shaker", the Rumpten Shaken is a more formal way of saying that phrase
When Pinkerton walked passed Karson, Karson said, "Pinkerton, twój Rumpten Shaken jest ogromny i trzęsie się jak chodzisz"
Translation: Your Rumpten Shaken looks nice today