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To cut hair
My hair is groin so long, I'ma get my mama to shamp me tomorra
A rare term that hillbillies use when they mess something up.
(Sh)it
(A)int
(M)y
(P)roblem
A: You just spilled beer on my carpet
B: Shamp Fuk ya
when you sneak up behind your friends and mess up their hair while yelling “SHAMP!” it’s most often done in public.
why is your hair all messed up?
“because Jessica Shamped me at walmart earlier :(”
The act of shitting so hard the poop smashes into a toilet bowl or other object. Leaving a semi-permanent shit stamp behind.
After cleaning up Ryan's cummy dog from my cars floorboard. I noticed there was a big old shamp leftover.
A low quality person, with little to no knowledge.
Yooooo, Nick Noblit is a Shamp
Definition:
A decorative or protective cover placed over a light bulb, often used to diffuse or soften the brightness of a light. A modern or alternative term for “lampshade.”
Example sentence:
“Hey, the light shamp in the hallway is crooked again.”
“She got matching light shamps for every lamp in the house.”