the shampoo

Usually performed by an extremely gay person called max. The move in which a man cums into another man's mouth, the man then gargles to create a shampoo effect.

bob: what is that guy doing in the movie?
fred: he is giving him the shampoo

Shampoo

While a girl is giving you a blow job when you are about to cum you take her head and make it face down then you cum all over the top of her head.

Mary hadn't taken a shower in a while so she insisted on me giving her Shampoo

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shampoo

The word’s origins come from sham, French, meaning false or fake - and poo, slang, referring to biological excrement more commonly referred to as “shit”. Thus, one can only assume that shampoo is “false excrement” or “fake shit.”

Examples of shampoo include: Prell, Clairol, Nioxin, Suave, etc.

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shampoo

Preppy slang for French Champagne.

"Win, Buffy, Muffy and I got totally bombed on Shampoo last night, and then we played hide-the-salami"

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shampooed

Have you ever noticed, while bathing, that while it takes quite a bit of shampoo to lather your hair up the first go-round, if you try to lather it again a second time, it only take a drop?

Well, being shampooed means that you were drunk the night before and it takes you only one drink to get hammered again.

Dude, I just finished the first beer of the day, and I'm totally shampooed.

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Shampooing

Engaging in sex while shampooing your partner then Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Upon completion the man finishes in the womans ear and then proceeds to mushroom slap the woman being sure to leave a print.

I heard Candi and that Tranny Lizzie shampooing last night, and I saw the print to prove it! I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks...

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Shampooed

Definition for drunk.

"Hey you getting shampooed tonight?"

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