Random
Source Code
Random
A shark attack is between a man and a woman, when they are watching a movie or some sort of other entertainment. during this entertainment the two shark specimens engage in some sort of sexual activity, the male shark attacks the female shark thus making the female shark moan.hence, resulting in a successful shark attack.
girl shark: OOOHHHHH!;D
girlfriend: deengg baby, that was an amazing shark attack last night, lets have another real soon!=
boyfriend: ah yesss, anytime:
20👍 26👎
When a man is erect and bends backwards on all fours and walks around with his "dorsal phin" in the air. "You may make noises while doing so". It can be done alone but preferred you have a partner to chase around.
Last night my boyfriend started shark attacking me. He wasn't fully erect so it looked more like Free Willy's fin.
3👍 2👎
The shark attack is a sexual act in which the woman is standing naked against a wall with ass-cheeks spread. The man then puts his hands above his head as to form a shark fin...then sprints full speed toward the woman yelling "Shark Attack!" and penetrates her without mercy.
Be careful not to break your dick off...I will not be held responsible for any injuries that occur while attempting this risky maneuver.
Damn...that bitch liked it rough! I put her up against the wall and gave her the shark attack.
13👍 22👎
Leaving work early due to an unforseen attack by the legendary office shark.
Oh god! Searing chest pain! I think I'm having a shark attack - I'm going home.
12👍 22👎
An especially entertaining/exotic form of intercourse that involves one (1) female and one (1) male...
1) The nude female, bending at the waist, placing her hands on a wall or a chair
2) The nude male, putting his hands together over his head to form a "fin", hums the "Jaws" attack theme while approaching the female from behind, crescendoing as he gets nearer. The song climaxes as the male reaches/enters the female.
See "Jaws"...specifically the part with the shark attack...it's like that
8👍 13👎
A word that is frequently used, and confuses Sofia DeDondesteve out of her mind
Marc: Hey man what's up
Drew: Nothin' much just got a shark attack in Math class
Sofia: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!!!!!!!!
9👍 16👎
A powerful concoction of vodka and pineapple with a splash of blue Curacao and a splash of grenadine. It must be mixed in that order for proper effect (which is somewhat similar to that of a Tequila Sunrise). The Curacao and grenadine sweeten it, but they're mostly for color.
In Savannah, Georgia a splash of Coke is added to give the drink the look of the murky sea water of Tybee Island. This is called a Tybee Shark Attack.
2👍 2👎