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To avoid offending any gender, shark week is when someone starts their 'cycle'
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when your girlfriend or old lady is on the rag. that time of the month.
cm1nicholson: you gonna go home and get some ass tonight?
cm2ford: hell no it's shark week at my house!!! there's blood in the water
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Josh: "Why aren't you home with your girl tonight?"
Mikey: "Dude, it's shark week! There's blood in the water. I'll see her in 5-7 days"
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Where every women in the house falls on their menstral cycle at the same time causing a frenzy of chaos for the man.
Mother: I think I'm getting my period
Dad: oh crap it's shark week
Daughters: we're on our period
Dad: it's Fucking shark week !!!!!!!
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When a poolee in the marines is so fat and slow, two other poolees' have to run back to get him and circle him like sharks.
Shark ..... week
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The time during a woman's menstral cycle in which she attacks and tries to murder those around her.
I'm not going over to my girlfriend's place until Tuesday- it's shark week over there.
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Kay: "Taya, Shark Week for you is starting soon."
Taya: "Oh shit, have you started?
Kat: "Yup"
Michelle: "Well fuck, that means I'm starting soon, too!"
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