shekel

A stab to the knee with a Swedish blade

IF T-SERIES ENTERS MY ROOM I WILL SHEKEL THEM

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Shekel

1. The official currency of Israel, as of September 2019 1 USD = 3.54 ILS

E.g.

(At the airport) Where can I exchange dollars for shekels?

2. A term used by people right of center online as a reason to disregard other people's opinions for reasons of being a paid shill (Shill gambit). Widely used on 4chan

Liberal: We need gun control!
Republican: Have a shiny shekel goy!

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shekel thief

a person who steals things that can either be objects or ideas. they also usually look like a boxtroll and worship dalton king of the shekel thieves

omfg bro daltons a really shekel thief he stole all my napkins

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Poop Shekel

A universal African currency involving fecal matter.

Clerk: "Sir please play your fee upfront!"
Darwin: "How much?"
Clerk: "5₱ (Poop Shekels)"

Shekel Hound

A person who obsesses over anything with monetary value, especially a Jewish banker or accountant.

I'll never go to that bank again, it's run by Shekel Hounds and Jewbags

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Shekel Grabber

Someone who does petty theft or small-scale scams for almost no profit in return.

That dude is such a shekel grabber. He said he'd pay my $0.50 back today, but he just ghosted me instead.

shekel hoarder

An individual who hoards large amounts of shekels; Commonly Jewish.

"Dammit, Smhuel's closet is literally filled with shekels!"

"Aw fuck, I knew Smhuel was a shekel hoarder."

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