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a huge amount of semen all over the other person.
"Dude, I totally shipwrecked that bitches face!"
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A turd that is so large that part of it is exposed out of the water
After eating the porterhouse, I had a shipwreck turd
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A cross between a ship-wreck refuge and this fall's Brooks Brothers catalog.
After six espresso martini's, he was looking quite shipwreck casual.
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When a man wearing a pirate hat engages in anal sex with a woman and right as he cums he slams a fresh pineapple into the back the woman's head.
A pineapple shipwreck between same sex partners is known as a Pina Colada.
Peter always pulls the pineapple shipwreck, but I heard Juan pulled a pina colada on him last night.
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Give your girlfrind a angry pirate in the shower then while shes hopping on one leg push her over. Then point and laugh.
Lafonda broke her hip because I gave her a pirate shipwreck.
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A female sucks your penis while it is wrapped around your testicles while proceeding to stick her finger in your ass
after I gave her a pink sock she turned around and gave me a norwegian shipwreck, what a bitch.
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The kind of very saggy tits you'd want with you if you ever got shipwrecked and stranded on a deserted island. If you tie them together in the middle by the nipples you can make an impromptu hammock allowing you to doze away comfortably up off of the ground where coconut crabs might otherwise bite you in your sleep.
"Karen listen, I'm pleased you were the only other survivor of that shipwreck. If it weren't for you and the fact that I could make a nice swinging hammock out of your shipwreck tits, I would have been painfully bitten by a coconut or spider crab in my sleep. You're still here? I thought I told you to scavenge around the island and look for ingredients that would make a suitable sandwich. I thought I saw some lettuce growing in a patch on that mountainside. I don't want any of that on my sandwich. I killed a parrot yesterday, here see what you can do with this."