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The act of motorboating a flat-chested woman.
She was way too small. When I got her bra off and went in, I shipwrecked.
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Be siting next to someone in school, and as your friend walks by the victim yell SHIPWRECK! Then you and your friend knock over his desk on to him so it pushes him down and squishes him. Then when the teacher sees or hears it, make it look like it was the victims fault fault.
Me- SHIPWRECK! *lifts desk*
Friend- rawr! *pushes victims desk on to him*
*crash*
Victim- Aagh! What the fuck!?
Teacher-Did you just say the F-word?
Victim- What? No! Well yes but-
Teacher- Go to the office right now!
*Victim leaves*
Me and my Friend- lol
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A cross between a ship-wreck refuge and this fall's Brooks Brothers catalog.
After six espresso martini's, he was looking quite shipwreck casual.
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When a man wearing a pirate hat engages in anal sex with a woman and right as he cums he slams a fresh pineapple into the back the woman's head.
A pineapple shipwreck between same sex partners is known as a Pina Colada.
Peter always pulls the pineapple shipwreck, but I heard Juan pulled a pina colada on him last night.
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Give your girlfrind a angry pirate in the shower then while shes hopping on one leg push her over. Then point and laugh.
Lafonda broke her hip because I gave her a pirate shipwreck.
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A female sucks your penis while it is wrapped around your testicles while proceeding to stick her finger in your ass
after I gave her a pink sock she turned around and gave me a norwegian shipwreck, what a bitch.
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The kind of very saggy tits you'd want with you if you ever got shipwrecked and stranded on a deserted island. If you tie them together in the middle by the nipples you can make an impromptu hammock allowing you to doze away comfortably up off of the ground where coconut crabs might otherwise bite you in your sleep.
"Karen listen, I'm pleased you were the only other survivor of that shipwreck. If it weren't for you and the fact that I could make a nice swinging hammock out of your shipwreck tits, I would have been painfully bitten by a coconut or spider crab in my sleep. You're still here? I thought I told you to scavenge around the island and look for ingredients that would make a suitable sandwich. I thought I saw some lettuce growing in a patch on that mountainside. I don't want any of that on my sandwich. I killed a parrot yesterday, here see what you can do with this."