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A sarcastic name for someone who tends to avoid his/her duty or responsibilities a lot.
John: "I think I am gonna skip my studying for tomorrow's exam and spend the night in front of the TV"
Brian: "Way to go, Captain Shirk"
When each member of a group individually avoids responsibility for something, leading to a communal dereliction of that responsibility.
"The guys all used the hot-tub, but they circle-shirked so no one turned it off."
The act of masturbating with shit
Sherminator was giving anal, and couldn't climax. He decided to pull out and use the shit on his dick to shirk-off on his partners ass
A way of neck-fucking someone by having them shrug their shoulder whilst you slide your dick in the space between the shoulder and side of head.
For when you get a kink in your neck.
Alexis Texas, if it doesn’t feel good, why would you still want to shirk jerk me?
A person who is over weight, all fat, resembling a marshmallow, and a bitch.
My friend was being a real Matt Shirk, so I killed him.
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To work from home with little or no intention of doing anything productive. Usually performed on Fridays.
Mike: Hey Steve - is Amy in today?
Steve: No - she's shirking from home.
Mike: What a lazy batch.
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The active consideration of your need to relax in relation to your work life. A failure to acknowledge your need to shirk during the working week could lead to unnatural levels of stress and taking yourself dangerously seriously. An increase in nap time while working from home could constitute a positive addition to your shirk-life balance.
'Sorry, I can't take on that task. I've really been working on my shirk-life balance'.