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shit monkey

any obvious lying fucking primate bi-pedal asshole espousing falsehoods out of it's rectum-like mouth orifice. i.e.-a liar.Everything that falls out of these creatures is pure shit,hence-"shit monkey"

George W. Bush is actually websters picture example if you look closely to the right of the definition. Right next to the phrase-"blatant shitmonkeyness". There are countless numbers of these creatures among us unfortunately. They can be readily identified, and one can tell when they are lying as you will notice the mouth orifice is open.

by KANE August 3, 2004

24๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit monkey

soemthing you can yell when you don't know what the fucks going on or this too hardcore for you...can be used in plural and singular...can be used as a noun an adjective and an exclamation

noun:stop being a shit monkey handjobber
adjective: well that's shit monkey tastic
exclamation:
Tamara: hey Kyle want me to give u head
Kyle: halleluija, halleluija...halleluijaaa..
Dylan:Holy shit monkeys I did not see that coming

by Dylowned September 10, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Appalachian shit monkey

Weak-minded, drug-addicted white trash from Southern Ohio who couldn't make a single good decision if their life depended on it.

Your out of work brother is such an Appalachian shit monkey!

by Scoot Rogers February 12, 2021


Shitmonkey [Shit - Monkey]

a.) I retarded Individual whom has lost his mind from years of substance abuse, self loathing and/or (not partial to) his therefore lack of knowledge to his born idiocy.

b.) The loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone's attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough balls to flee undetected .

c.) Anyone, or anything that pisses you off! an all out shit storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.

Shitmonkey Shit - monkey

a.) The guy that sits next to you at the hockey game

b.) A Mime

c.) The guy who dresses up as a purple Tyranni whore- ass - Rex

d.) Me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.

by Duncan McCockinue September 14, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit eating whore monkey

a monkey that eats feces whilst engaging in prostitution

a shit eating whore monkey is a monkey that meets client for sex then eats feces while engaging in sex with client

by roblo July 7, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ape shit banana cuckoo monkey

When someone goes absolutely nuts for something.

Max went ape shit banana cuckoo monkey for some pizza rolls.

by Cordum March 30, 2020


Shit Fire in a Monkey Hole

Term used when a person becomes frustrated.

Hey John, your car just got toed man! John says," Shit fire in a monkey hole!"

by Kevin January 30, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž