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Anything can happen when you are partying and clothes are removed.
Todd: Whoa, that party was wild, man. I got my girlfriend pregnant and got the clap from some chick whose name I don't even remember.
Me: Shit happens when you party naked!
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When someone is telling you something will happen and is trying to say it in a meaningful matter, usually used in sports.
Londell will go outside and shits gonna happen
A series of words that is a warning meaning:
-quit runnin yo mouf
-quit dickin off
-you will get shot if your not careful
shit can happen. shit being gun play.
if you dont quit runnin yer mouth shit can happen
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This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
The phrase you use when shit is indeed happening. Primarily, bad shit is happening. In your life, at the present moment, anytime. You can use this in many ways to say you understand and “that sucks” at the same time. It also can be used in the same way the phrase “it is what it is” is used in.
Mark: “Hey Ben glad to see your leg is healing well after that car crash.”
Ben: “Shit it happen.”
Sasha: my day was just fucking terrible, Jennifer tripped me as I was getting off the elevator this morning! Isn’t that fucked up!?”
Mike: “I mean shit it happen.”
Saying used by people (usually teens) who get caught smoking pot or vaping
“Yo you seem down today bro what’s up”
“Shit happens to the best of us.”
“Damn…”
Hard time, bad luck, broke, poor, death, feel like dying but won’t, starving, near tragedy, gone to hell in a hand basket.
I can’t afford the rent increase, my kids got the flu, we're hungry and have no food , looking for a job is hard being permanently disabled no one will hire me and we are about to literally be HOMELESS for the first time ever, but hey, shit happens .