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Anything can happen when you are partying and clothes are removed.
Todd: Whoa, that party was wild, man. I got my girlfriend pregnant and got the clap from some chick whose name I don't even remember.
Me: Shit happens when you party naked!
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When someone is telling you something will happen and is trying to say it in a meaningful matter, usually used in sports.
Londell will go outside and shits gonna happen
A series of words that is a warning meaning:
-quit runnin yo mouf
-quit dickin off
-you will get shot if your not careful
shit can happen. shit being gun play.
if you dont quit runnin yer mouth shit can happen
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This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
Hard time, bad luck, broke, poor, death, feel like dying but won’t, starving, near tragedy, gone to hell in a hand basket.
I can’t afford the rent increase, my kids got the flu, we're hungry and have no food , looking for a job is hard being permanently disabled no one will hire me and we are about to literally be HOMELESS for the first time ever, but hey, shit happens .
What your mom said to her friends after you were born.
"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"
" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "
Shit Happens when Life doesn't go your way, or you pooped yourself. Like they say: Shit Happens!
Guy 1: Yo bro, Shit Happend with her and I.
Guy 2: I know right, Shit does happen!
Random Guy 1: Oh gawd, I shitted on the floor!
Random Guy 2: It Happens, Shit Happens