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A woman so ugly she would knock the warts off a galvanized shit bucket at 50 yards in the driving rain with her back turned.
Friend: What the fuck! Check out that chick!
You: Man, bro.....she is shit bucket ugly!
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Take one large onion, cut the top off, remove core while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the onion and then bake at 350°F for 45 minutes or until the shit is bubbly and warm. Immediately serve to your friends.
Hey guys, I baked you dinner! Enjoy a homemade Onion Shit Bucket, this one has extra corn!
A gamer who shits in a bucket so that he doesn't lose time while playing games and can no life them. They typically don't have any friends or a social life.
"Hold on - I need to shit in my shit bucket. I can't hold it in any longer." - Gamer 1
"Wow. You are such a shit bucket gamer." - Gamer 2
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a bucket (usually 5 gallon) of human feces left on a porch as revenge by Mexican laborers when the home's occupants fail to answer the door and allow the laborers inside to use the bathroom and/or plug in their power tools.
Haha after those vatos fixed Darryl's roof, they left a Mexican shit bucket on his porch.
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an expression to tell how annoying somebody/something is, as much as something probably very messy.
The reference to a "thick piece of shit" and the fact it is no fitting for a "shallow bucket" probably comes from a real life experience most likely to have happened at the beginning of the 20th century and those before, when modern time toilets were nowhere to be seen in farmhouses and camping grounds of America.
Guy 1: I truly think you should not play with matches that close to the gaz tanks...
Guy2: shut up, you're as annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket!!!
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I don't really know, but it came out of my mouth one day for some reason and now I say it all the time.
me- gimme a smoke, dude
P.-that was the last one, fool
me- SHIT FUCK IN A PISS BUCKET, MOTHERFUCKER!
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When a particularly fat and ugly person wears clothes that are far too small, resulting in an overflow of fat and flesh spilling out of the clothes.
Gained some weight?! Hell, she looks like Ten Gallons of Shit in a Five Gallon Bucket!"
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