Def 1. When you find yourself in a bad predicament.
Def 2. When you get hit in the face by a big bag of shit.
Def 3. When your so shitfaced, you shit yourself
Sentence 1: (Nick): We have our biochem test tuesday.
(Dave): Shit bagged.
Sentence 2: That nig shit bagged me.
Sentence 3: I drank too much last night, I even shit bagged my pants.
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A bag full of shit that maranates in the sun for hours and hours waiting for someone to throw it at another stupid human being.
"Hey dude lets get the shit bag and throw it at mr simmons!" "Fuck yes man!"
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A shit talker, douche bag, rat fuck soldier in the Army National Guard. Who thinks he is the most high speed troop in the whole theater of operation. Just because he plays call of duty 4 and reads every military storybook amazon has available. Some one who fakes in order to get a purple heart, CAB ( combat action badge ), Bronze star or army comendation medal.
Did gunner realy earn that CAB? No bro he cut holes in his canopy cover, he was never shot at what a shit bag!
Hey did Dever realy earn that purple heart? No Bro he just snivled about a scratch he got gettin out of the truck, what a shit bag!
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Unsuspectingly dipping your balls in a over filled shitty water toilet bowl when in a rush to sit down to relieve yourself
phil ran to a non working bathroom with no lights and sat down to take a shit. When he sat down he realized that he had just gotten shit bagged
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A bag full of shit
Someone who is a complete gary martin or david reid, possibly both rolled into one...
Gary and david pretending to be tough when they are actually fucking each other constantly with a 10" purple dildo since they dont have penis' between them
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Look at the shit bags on that crusty hippy. That bitch should get a bra!
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Large, saggy breasts, usually very droopy and unattractively adorned with stretch marks, veins, and large areolas.
Damn, look at the shit bags on that bitch!
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