I literally don't believe it !!
Dave: I shagged that mud donkey from club eden the other night and she had fish watever disease. She smelled like a mouldy bream.
James: your shitting me !
it basically means are you serious
Megan had sex with Sarah's boyfriend?are you shitting me .
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Kind of like the phrase: "cry me a river" but used for people who like to bullshit big things. Don't forget, storms are big
Jon: I made $1 Million Dollars just in a day
Edelynne: Shit me a storm
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1. Meaning that your are in a shitty situation.
2. Being in amazement.
Ezra said "SHIT ME SOUR!!" as he burnt his finger.
Or
Henry said "shit me sour." cuz your dick was so small.
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when you're horny AF and ask someone to politely shit you in the asshole
Natalie dear could you please shit me in the asshole
Another phrase for "fuck my life"
"That embarrassing video of you got 322 views"
"Well, shit me on the ass"
If asked as a stand alone question, it means - are you out of your f-n mind?
If asked as a question at the end of a story or scenario, it means - how can anyone on earth stoop so low!?
Are you shitting me? I mean, is this for real? How can a human beings be so dumb?
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