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shit cunted

A popular phrase in Sothern England most frequently used when ones drinking companion has consumed far too many alcoholic drinks or mind-altering substances on a night out.

Can be used in place of the more traditional fucked, munted, wankered etc.

"Fuck me John, you're shit cunted"

by nuffcuts66 January 2, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit cunt

Shit cunt is a vulgar, derogatory term utilised mainly by people of a certain origin (ahem) whom have no respect for others. The term shit cunt taken literally does not make any sense at all, for the word shit has several meanings: faeces, damn, jack, bullshit, etc. and the word cunt means: obscene terms for female genitals, a bitch or tired and fatigued (cunted). Combine the two: shit cunt = faeces female genitals = faeces a bitch = damn a females genitals = wtfux???

Most of the time, the people who use the words often don't know the actual meaning themselves but use it anyway understanding the fact that the words are used to describe a person or situation in a bad way. e.g: "ur a fukn shit cunt"
There are also other ridiculous definitions within this site describing it literally but in the sense of having sexual intercourse, as well as somehow integrating homosexuality into the words definition.

It is usually, but no always, used by malignant, stupid, self righteous, piously self-assured and smugly moralistic people lacking brain material. However, uncommonly, it is used by people mocking or imitating those whom use "shit cunt" or just plain foul-mouthed people.

Example of an idiot using "shit cunt":

1)"Fukn ya ura fukn shit cunt bra"

2)"Get in 'ere ya cunt"

3)"Fukn cunts dese dayss brraa"

4)"I wazz down at centrelink bra and dese fukn shit cunts cuma long and fukn 'ell, SMashed the dickhead"

5)"YA SHIT CUNT BRA!!"

6)"ahahaha ya shit ya cunt!!"

Needn't say no more.

Although examples 2 and 3 do not use the words "shit cunt" it does however, relate to the idiots who use it.

by ImSureYoullAgreeWithMe June 5, 2009

196๐Ÿ‘ 210๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit cunt

A person of female gender whom tends to wipe the wrong way after depositing a large shit. There for causing a cunt full of shit... shit cunt.

Mate your misses got such a shit cunt.
She needs to learn to wipe the right way.

by Cragit July 7, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit Cunt

Rachel's everywhere

Jess: "Damn that rachel arthur is a shit cunt"

by Jessthegreat May 20, 2016

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit Cunt

Shit Cunt (in the UK, mostly London/ Essex) defines an idiotic, lairy, pointless, mouthy, self rightous woman/ girlfriend. As in she has a shit (useless) cunt.

Keep your 'Shit Cunt' of a missus quiet.

by cockney_bullet November 16, 2010

37๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit cunt

The ass-pipe of a homosexual man. Generally this is the only real cunt a man has.

Ramone got banged up the shit cunt by some disgruntled customers after he gave them bad haircuts.

by amulet_1972 August 11, 2008

75๐Ÿ‘ 100๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit cunt

A shit cunt is someone who is no longer your mate because they fuck your ex and try play happy family with your kids.

Watch her she's a shit cunt! She'll fuck your ex quicker than her marriage!

by Missleashy September 18, 2019