The long thing in the 'danger-zone', Penis.
shut the fuck up or i'll slap you with my shlong
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A penis of gargantuan size; in both length and width.
While in the changeroom, Yahye said "Holy shit Nasser, you have a big shlong ".
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a really fat,long, slimy, and vainy penis
"man that bankskank licks shlong"
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put away you shlong cause I don't wanna see your dong
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It beacuse I have a hugh shlong isnt it.
My shlong is 80 pounds, I know you want this shit!
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