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To Shlonk it silly style is to give someone the most diabolically, mind boggling, jaw dropping, mind melting, back arching head. Similar to “slapping someone silly” but in a much more sexual manner. It you’re to shlonk it silly style/ be shlonked silly you will come out a whole new person
Person A- “dude, last night was crazy”
Person B- “why, what happened?”
Person A- “my partner said they’d *shlonk it silly style* and holy shit dude! Shit was the greatest experience of my life man”
Person B- “real”
A giant, earthy dong;
The largest Shlonk;
Og Mudbone big.
Jacob's huge dick reminds me of Johnny Sins huge Herba Shlonk!
A verb refering to a sexual act performed by two partners in which one partner places the tip of a dildo into their asshole and the other partner takes a golf club and hits the other end of the dildo in order to lodge it further into the asshole. If performed correctly, the sound made by the further insertion of the dildo should be shlonk.
Tonight on Impractical Jokers, our Big Looser is getting shlonked
A Nickname that mari and yuri use for eachother, often used to show affevtion and care
"Come here shlonk"
"Okay shlonk i love u"
"Give me a kiss shlonkipoo"