shmee

Any type of feline, usually a domesticated house cat.

Jane has a cute shmee named Fat Joe. He looks like his brother, Jerald.

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shmee

a brown-haired girl who lives in buttfuck nowhere and is awkward af around boys.

"damn emily lewis is such a shmee!"

"yeah man, everyone knows that"

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shmee

A power word/sound uttered accompanied by a retarded face which one uses as they touch another, causing said person touched to orgasm uncontrollably. can be used if sex fails, trying to bribe someone, being held hostage at gun point. there is a small lapse in time before effect, allowing the touched to wonder wtf? why are they touching me, making that stupid face and retarded sound? after "shmee" has taken effect those touched will drop whatever they are doing and begin to writhe in absolute ecstasy. Especially useful for those being threatened, giving them time to be escape from danger. The Brohirrim (a group of gents from brampton ontario) are currently the only able to use this mystical power

Ice gelatin vendor- " your green iced gealtin will cost you $3 sir.

One with the power of "shmee"- "$3 you say? that price seems a little steep for such a small amount of iced gelatin"

Iced gelatin vendor- "i apologize sir but all our prices are fixed"

One with the power of "shmee"-*SHMEE*

iced gelatin vendor-"DEAR GOD...OH..DEAR...GOD... I believe that gelatin is actually only $1 sir.

One with the power of "Shmee"- "thank you"

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shmee

shmee means tea as in the drink, a cup of shmee

nick: hey leki want a cup of...shmeeeeee?
leki: damn fuckin right i do

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shmee

1. (v) The act of being like Ian

2. (n) Stuff you have to put up with.

3. (v) See Beast It

Shmee.
-or-
Shmee it fool.

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Shmee Shmee

A Unicorn of a woman; only one exists in this world. If you find one, marry her and treat her like the goddess she is. As She radiates love and affection beyond the combination of every woman in the world combined.

Wow, that girl is such a shmee shmee, I have to ask her for her number otherwise I will regret it forever!

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shmee shmee

What You Say When Your At A Loss For Words

Bank: Hello This is The Bank You Are 50000$ dollers in debt
You: Shmee Shmee!

Shmees plural
Shmee'd When A Shmee Is preformed on you
Shmmmmeee to drag shmee on
shmo gay way of spelling shmee
schee just a gay thing in general

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