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The shit you find inside your previously used textbook. Ranging from lipgloss to coffee to blood, it can glue together pages, or just make you puke.
"Mr.S! Shmuck has glued together the pages for tonight!"
"Whose book was that?"
" (Person)"
"Ohhh, it's probably the DNA extractions we took from urine last year."
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The Part of Your Cock cut off during curcumscion
Guy-Look wat i got
Guy2-What the fuck is it
Guy-Its a shmuck (Puts in Guys2 mouth)
Guy2-Dude thats fuckin gross thats someones cock
Guy-I know its mine
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shmuck is the foreskin after circumsition
1)i suffocated my friend with a dirty shmuck.
2)i wish i had a magic shmuck.
3)look i found a cheesy shmuck under my pillow.
4)jews eat their shmuck on their 13th birthday (shmuckday).
5)i pickled my shmuck to feed it to my pet girraffe.
6)bangers and shmuck.
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Actually, contrary to the dirty minded people, a 'shmuck' is the collective noun for jellyfish...or so my English teacher told me.
"LOOK! It's a shmuck of jellyfish! Look at them bob."
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A petty insult used by the Gordon’s boys when no other comebacks come to mind