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Shmuck

The shit you find inside your previously used textbook. Ranging from lipgloss to coffee to blood, it can glue together pages, or just make you puke.

"Mr.S! Shmuck has glued together the pages for tonight!"
"Whose book was that?"
" (Person)"
"Ohhh, it's probably the DNA extractions we took from urine last year."
...................

by hearmymeow February 09, 2011


shmucking

fucking, literally; having intercourse with...

yo, you shmucking that girl?

by Alexisandria January 11, 2006


shmuck

The Part of Your Cock cut off during curcumscion

Guy-Look wat i got
Guy2-What the fuck is it
Guy-Its a shmuck (Puts in Guys2 mouth)
Guy2-Dude thats fuckin gross thats someones cock
Guy-I know its mine

by CaRiLlO August 08, 2005


shmuck

shmuck is the foreskin after circumsition

1)i suffocated my friend with a dirty shmuck.
2)i wish i had a magic shmuck.
3)look i found a cheesy shmuck under my pillow.
4)jews eat their shmuck on their 13th birthday (shmuckday).
5)i pickled my shmuck to feed it to my pet girraffe.
6)bangers and shmuck.

by rasheedi. October 27, 2005


shmuck

Actually, contrary to the dirty minded people, a 'shmuck' is the collective noun for jellyfish...or so my English teacher told me.

"LOOK! It's a shmuck of jellyfish! Look at them bob."

by Shpig April 21, 2006


Shmuck

Anam

Anam is a shmuck

by Zena3 January 30, 2019


Shmuck

A petty insult used by the Gordon’s boys when no other comebacks come to mind

Shut up you shmuck

by Bitch_tits123 July 26, 2019