Shnart

To shit,sneeze and fart all in one action

Oh shit i shnarted my underwear can u lick my ass

shnart

worse than the sneeze fart combo.. this one usually occurs the day after a hot indian curry and a few too many pints. Often occurring in an office cubicle with the air-conditioning on full, right before lunch. The unsuspecting culprit sneezes followed by a shart.... a shnart

*results in quick jaunt to the john for inspection*
*followed by flying commando for the rest of the day*

John: Bless you Ted.

Ted: ?

BRB.........

Barbara: I think Ted shnarted that lousy prick