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To take a shit that smells like vomit.
"I don't know what Bill in accounting ate last night but the entire 3rd floor now smells like shomit!"
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Violent, nauseating bowel movements, often ending in dry heaves of the rectum, usually following a night of heavy drinking, and preceded by almost the exact same symptoms that occur before vomiting. (sweating, excessive salivating, dizziness, and the general feeling that you're going to die.)
Fred: Oh man, I feel like crap. I'm too old to be drinking like that.
Tracy: Yeah, man. You're looking a little green. You'll probably feel better if you puke.
Fred: I wish! Unfortunately I think I'm going to shomit. You got an extra roll of toilet paper and some preparation H?
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When you're vomiting and shitting at the same time. Likely due to food poisoning.
Holy fuck, I ate some bad Indian food last night and can't stop shomiting this morning.
when you simultaneously shit and vomit
danny devito sashayed in and i was literally about to shomit
Where you're shitting and you have to vomit between your legs.
I woke up after a night of drinking and had to shomit.
A color that represent the color of shit and vomit.
The leaves on the tree are the color of shomit.
When you shit and vomit at the same time.
I was feeling seeing so i went to the toilet and shamit(past perfect of shomit) myself instead of just vomiting.