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To take a shit that smells like vomit.
"I don't know what Bill in accounting ate last night but the entire 3rd floor now smells like shomit!"
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Violent, nauseating bowel movements, often ending in dry heaves of the rectum, usually following a night of heavy drinking, and preceded by almost the exact same symptoms that occur before vomiting. (sweating, excessive salivating, dizziness, and the general feeling that you're going to die.)
Fred: Oh man, I feel like crap. I'm too old to be drinking like that.
Tracy: Yeah, man. You're looking a little green. You'll probably feel better if you puke.
Fred: I wish! Unfortunately I think I'm going to shomit. You got an extra roll of toilet paper and some preparation H?
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when you simultaneously shit and vomit
danny devito sashayed in and i was literally about to shomit
Where you're shitting and you have to vomit between your legs.
I woke up after a night of drinking and had to shomit.
A color that represent the color of shit and vomit.
The leaves on the tree are the color of shomit.
When you shit and vomit at the same time.
I was feeling seeing so i went to the toilet and shamit(past perfect of shomit) myself instead of just vomiting.
The result of heavy drinking and deep sea fishing. This combination creates a violent abdominal flex. The moment of Shomit, is when a body becomes so tense it then exceeds the max PSF your body can handle, then the fun begins at both ends.
Steve was at a fast pace of consuming drinks while on a fishing trip. He then started to vomit over the side of the boat and proceeded to defecated in shorts at the same time. To sum it up in one word, Shomit .