shoot

Like the wrestling term, but adjusted to every day life. When someone says something that is true, but unexpected and usually out of anger, or at an inappropriate time.

At the meeting, the boss singled me as out the employee not meeting sales goals. When everyone started to laugh, I decided to shoot on them and told the boss about them stealing company funds to have parties on the weekend.

My buddy who was drunk at the party decided to shoot on me and blurt out about how were with those hookers last weekend. My girlfriend was right there next to me and she was angry.

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Shoots!

an affirmative response. expressing agreement or consent. positive; not negative. okay. alright.

Islandboy: so what can or no can?

Islandgirl: cans

Islandboy: shoots!

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shooted

It's "Shot" not "Shooted" idiot.

You were not shooted at, you were shot at.

shoots

Island slang for "ok" or "yeah"
Also Shooties

Guy 1: Lets go toke up.
Guy 2: Shoots.
Guy 1: shoooties.

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shoot

In wrestling-- The real thing. A match where the participants are really attempting to hurt another.

-hitting an opponent for real instead of pulling back
-not "protecting" your opponent when doing a move on them

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shoot

the word you say in front of your parents because they might ground you for all eternity if you swear in front of them, and then you get back to swearing after they've left

Teenager: stubs his toe
Teenager: SHOOT
Parents: Are you ok?
Parents {in their head}: I'm glad he hasn't cursed
Teenager: hehe boi

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The shoots

The simple union of the words shit and toot. The shoots are when one cannot control one's own bowel. The shoots can also be used to describe when one thinks they are going to toot, but then he or she actually shits his or her own pants.

Sam: "Where are you?"

Cassie: "Sorry, I'm running late. I had the shoots all day and couldn't leave the toilet."

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