shooty doots

A sudden expression of surprise, shock , or sheer frustration.

This phrase is typically used by grandmothers and vietnam vets .

Gas is 10 cents more expensive here ?! Shooty doots !

Or, "Shooty doots! Charlie bout broke through the wire! "

Or, " Earl got his first man boner in over a decade last night, shooty doots my old vigina is sore !"

shooty-shoot

semen, cum, man sauce.

"Pineapple juice baby... makes a man's shooty-shoot taste infinitey sweeter.

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booty in the shooty

inserting your finger into your butt

Jordan teased Brittany when she caught her doing booty in the shooty and snifing her fingers.

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Shooty Hoops

When a bunch of dorky middle/upper middle class white people play arcade basketball.

Dude, did you see Kevin the accountant playing shooty hoops last night?

Yeah bro, he was balling. I bet him a couple longnecks I'd win. I failed epicly.

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shooty shiznipps

1. An imaginary Los Angles area rough and tumble gangster pimp who has particular disdain for maudlin sentiments or small talk.
2. One who obstreperously cuts to the chase.

Well... your Mercedes debacle is mezmerizing and sounds like a story for the shooty shiznipps.

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Shooty Hoops

The sport of throwing/tossing paper balls, cheetos, or any small object into the hood of somebody's hoody.

It is nearly played exactly like basketball, just without the need to dribble. Slam Dunks are illegal. However, that just makes them the more fun to do.

"Dude, we just had the most extreme game of Shooty Hoops during homeroom!"

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Shooty poops

Diarrhea

I've been up all night with the shooty poops.