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When a man is nice to the child of a single mother in order to get sex from her. Essentially he is using the child as a manipulative tool to get into the kids mother.
I real man wouldn't shoplift the pooty
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Having anal sex with someone who is passed out or asleep without their permission
John loves to shoplift the booty every night while im asleep
When someone rapes a sexworker
Bro Chad totally went to AVN with molly and did some sexual shoplifting.
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When someone tries to steal drinks from a party, gets caught and is beat the shit out of.
Joe: Yeah, Darren tried to steal some Jaeger from the party last night.
Dianne: What happened to him?
Joe: Well, they made him shoplift-at-tipsy.
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When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.
Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.
Dude, look at John and Sara. He straight up shoplifted the pooty.
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Slang name for the former Shop 'N' Go series of convenience stores.
Do you want to go to Shoplift 'N' Go or KWIK-RIP?
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July 22nd; the day where it's ok and encouraged to shoplift. Grab your bag and head to your nearest Walmart.
Jacob: "what day is it today?"
Julia: "it's July 22nd. why?"
Jacob: "grab the biggest bag you can find. i'll start the car."
Julia: "oh yeah! i almost forgot it's national shoplifting day!"
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