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National Kick a short person day every 26th of January
Hey! Did you hear about National Kick a short person day? It is when you kick a short person!
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the definition of national kiss/hug a short person day~ occurs on every friday in december and you have the permission to kiss/hug any short person.
Aye dude, it’s national kiss/hug a short person day!
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On December 17th you get to beat up anyone below 5'6 with permission, no exceptions.
Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day
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October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.
Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao
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On October 22, you can drag any previously thrown "person" (under 5'4") on the ground for up to 15 yards (see National throw a short person day) without permission
Oh boy! It's October 22, National drag a broken short person day, let's grab William and curb-stomp him!
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The day where a person can *abuse a short person* *without permission*
It allows any type of abuse.
13 June, National abuse a short person day
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James is a batty boi who like balsamic vinegar and bread
Batty boi is thy very short person