The kind of dick a masturliker has.
The guy keeps trying to show her his shrimp dick and she doesn't find that funny at all anymore.
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a size of a man's dick normally reserved for young adults of current generation and especially those that either
1. Support Democrats regardless of corruption and sexual deviancy
2. Blindly believe anything on Twitter
3. Willing to beg for attention even if it means simping to groups like ANTIFA and BLM
Bystander: Look at that dear, that BLM supporter is sexually assaulting the high school cheerleaders
Bystander #2 (his wife): Well... that proves that people like him has a shrimp dick with pride whatsoever
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The perception of having a larger member than one physically possesses. Usually a distorted sense of reality felt by men who have to overcompensate for a certain shrimp dick.
Oh he definitively has jumbo shrimp dick, have you seen the lifted truck he drives.
a faggot with a small dick, often dyes there hair blonde and is roughly 6 feet tall
"who the fuck is this shrimp dick bitch?"
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A shrimp dick fuck nugget is a rare breed of "douche" another name for it is "hex" they are homosexual creatures that I've studied for 23 minutes I Skyped one and I regret life, luckily I out douched it with my douchyness and yeah rape one today!
FUCK YOU HEX! Or FUCK YOU SHRIMP DICK FUCK NUGGET!
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What everyone thinks you are , and what you think everyone else is.
Hex is such a Shrimp Dick Fuck Nugget.
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