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Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass March 26, 2016


Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass March 26, 2016

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass March 26, 2016

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass March 26, 2016

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass March 26, 2016

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Radical Side Hug

An attempt to cautiously convey a greeting and embrace between individuals, one or more who may currently armed with operational explosive ordinance. HumorMocking extremist violence

Man 1: It has been a long time, my friend. Welcome back!

(goes to embrace Man 2, who blocks his attempt)

Man 2: Better make it a Radical Side Hug. Radical Side Hug. I'm wearing 20 pounds of C4 explosives, and I'm feeling gassy.

by JK - Not serious - JK! October 9, 2011

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass March 26, 2016

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž